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On Porpoise (Swim Briefs)

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On Porpoise (Swim Briefs)Swish Embassy Swim Briefs Bold, Sexy, and Made for Summer Make waves this season in our newly redesigned Swim Briefs (July 2025 edition). Serving a Euro fit with a sculpted silhouette, snug seat, and clean waistband, these briefs are built for confidence whether youre at the pool, beach, or festival. Fast drying, lightweight, and covered in exclusive prints, theyre the ultimate upgrade from basic swimwear. Redesigned July 2025: Now Even Hotter, Thanks

Swish Embassy Swim Briefs – Bold, Sexy, and Made for Summer

Make waves this season in our newly redesigned Swim Briefs (July 2025 edition). Serving a Euro fit with a sculpted silhouette, snug seat, and clean waistband, these briefs are built for confidence whether you’re at the pool, beach, or festival. Fast-drying, lightweight, and covered in exclusive prints, they’re the ultimate upgrade from basic swimwear.

Redesigned July 2025: Now Even Hotter, Thanks to You!

Hold onto your sunscreen—our swim briefs just got a glow-up! Completely reimagined with feedback from our fiercest fans, this cut serves smaller leg openings, a peach-lifting seat, and a modern waistband (drawstring, who?). Whether you're beachside, poolside, or pool-party-thirst-trapping, you'll be serving main-character energy all summer.

What's New & Sassy:

  • Euro Fit: A contoured, sculpted silhouette with a snug seat and leaner cut. Think "Mykonos fire," not "board shorts blah."
  • No Drawstring: Clean, sleek waistband. No bulk, no bunching—just you and your best lines.
  • All-Over Print: Exclusive Swish Embassy designs that won't fade on you (unlike your ex).
  • Premium Fabric: 86% polyester, 14% spandex—fast-drying, lightweight, and keeps its shape all day (even after a cannonball or three).

Sizing & Fit (Euro fit is body-hugging—see chart below!)
Snug and sculpted by design. If you like a little wiggle room, go up a size!

24 to 26 in(61 to 66 cm)S26 to 28 in(66 to 71 cm)M28 to 30 in(71 to 76 cm)L30 to 32 in(76 to 81 cm)XL32 to 34 in(81 to 86 cm)2XL34 to 36 in(86 to 91 cm)3XL
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Virginia NYC
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
The closest I've been to an actual African journey.
Flavor Name: Variety, Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 5)
I've always wanted to trek to the high seas and down the Ivory Coast, making my way to South Africa. Alas, I have yet to have the chance. But with Brooklyn Biltong, I felt like I was part of that great adventure. From the moment the package arrived in the mail, I was excited to dive in. The three different colors of the packages was really enticing. Which flavor first - red, yellow, or blue!? I went with the original flavor first (red) to get a real sense of the product. As I opened up the package I was overwhelmed with the smells of air dried goodness, with a hint of coriander. With just enough bite, I went into paleo heaven. As a gym and health nut, this was the perfect treat after I blasted off reps of 350lbs. It gave me the energy I needed to really make my way through the day before hitting the club later than night with my bros. But how can we forget about the other flavors? Jo'burg steakhouse? O.M.G. I legit thought I was hanging with the late great Charlie Palmer nibbling down on some garlicy cow goodness. The Peri Peri BROUGHT. DA. HEAT. I felt like I was on trial with all that SPICE. This is the real deal. You don't need to go to Brooklyn to wear skinny jeans and you don't need to hop on a plane to South Africa to get the whole experience. Worth. Every. Bit. Of. My. Hard. Earned. Cash. DO IT.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2019
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Amazon Customer
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
So Delicious… but expensive!
Flavor Name: Variety, Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 5)
Wow this stuff is delicious! I was prepared to be underwhelmed and I was so pleasantly surprised because it was so good. My favorite is the Peri Peri flavor, but they are all good. The price is so expensive, but since I’m restricting sugar right now, it was a thoughtful healthy splurge. Highly recommend for quality, flavor, and texture. But I might have to start a beef jerky savings fund to be able to afford to order more.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2021
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Elizabeth Matthews
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Delicious!
Flavor Name: Variety, Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 5)
My family loves this stuff! Tastes great and keep them fueled during busy days. I wish it was cheaper but you get what you pay for.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 3, 2025
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CyberDyneSystems
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
I am so glad this is availbe in the states now.
I first had Mr's Ball's in Southern Africa in 2006 while on Safari in Namibia and Botswana. It was so good I packed quite a few bottles to take home. It goes great with meat, cheese, on sandwiches, just a fantastic flavor. I'm now spoiled and can NOT buy any of the "usual" chutney's available to us in the States. So I keep well stocked now thanks to Amazon.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2026
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iamwink
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
There so much flavor without it oozing all over the place.
I am so happy I found this chutney. It is perfect consistency to spread on bread to make our chutney sandwiches. The double bottle buy is the way to go. Always have one back up ready to go.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026

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