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How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate Horrorscope

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How to Spot a Bastard by His Star Sign: The Ultimate HorrorscopeThe Ultimate Horrorscope Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs. Use it to Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination Avoid dating complete scum Keep current boyfriends husbands in their places Keep conversation going at dinner parties And much, much more

The Ultimate Horrorscope

Join the women around the world whose love lives have been transformed by the astro-guide that pulls no punches when it comes to the dark side of men and their star signs.

Use it to... -Deride, ridicule, and annoy the hell out of men - Speed up the dating process by using star sign elimination - Avoid dating complete scum - Keep current boyfriends/husbands in their places - Keep conversation going at dinner parties - And much, much more

Discover who you are destined not to date...
A match made in heaven or the relationship from hell? Find out which zodiac couplings are the least likely to result in derision, depression, divorce, or death - Are you good enough for a LEO? - Can you put up with PISCES? - Will you get along with GEMINI? - Do you have the skills necessary to cope with VIRGO? Put yourself to the test with our 12 compatibility quizzes - each one carefully designed to ensure you know exactly which bastards to avoid in the future.

Now men will cringe when you ask them what their star signs are



Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: St. Martins Press-3PL
Published: 09/05/2000
ISBN: 9780312284862
Pages: 144
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 8.40h x 5.50w x 0.60d

Review Citations: Publishers Weekly 01/21/2002 pg. 74
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