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邪惡貓大帝克勞德 #01 愚蠢的地球人我來了!

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邪惡貓大帝克勞德 #01 愚蠢的地球人我來了!: : : 29. 004 The Witches of BeneventoThe No Good NineMadeline at the White House 140Emily RaymondJames Patterson

作者: 強尼.馬希安諾 / 艾蜜麗.切諾韋斯   繪者:  羅伯.莫梅茲   譯者: 謝靜雯


       ★充滿笑料又荒謬的情節,讀者將真正體會到閱讀的樂趣,沒有錯,就是一邊看一邊呵呵笑的樂趣。
  ★孩子入手長文閱讀的第一套書:
  幽默風趣,搭配生動無負擔的美式插圖,為長文閱讀無痛奠定基礎。
  ★以一貓一人的第一人稱書寫,讓讀者探索自我認同和人際關係更有感。
  ★從奇幻幽默故事中,認識動物朋友與大自然。

  「我是來自至高無上砂盆星、至高無上的帝王克勞德。我被一小群愚蠢的貓將我從我的星球放逐,經過 29.004 億光年的距離來到被稱為「地球」的原始岩塊。

  在我等待時機並思考我的復仇計畫的同時,我將記錄我在地球的光榮冒險,好讓更多人(和貓)都可以驚嘆我的偉大。」

  奇幻幽默的奇想故事
  邪惡貓大帝克勞德統治貓族居住的砂盆星,卻因為太過殘暴而被推翻並流放到遙遠、貧乏又居住著可悲異類的星球──地球;男孩拉吉則隨著父母從繁華又便利的大都會,心不甘情不願地來到舉目盡是大自然的鄉間生活,還被迫參加「野外求生」營隊。

  克勞德來到地球的那一晚,他按了拉吉家的門鈴,一人一貓即將展開什麼旅程呢?

  充滿挑戰與笑料
  一心想回到砂盆星稱王的邪惡克勞德,發現人類這種妖怪的長相、作息、食物、語言都是如此怪異又愚蠢,更可怕的發現是,地球上的貓族只會很「廢」的發出「喵嗚」的聲音。

  再也受不了扮演愚蠢地球貓的克勞德,居然學會說話和看報?!為了回到砂盆星,克勞德必須和拉吉在森林裡並肩作戰,他們會迎接勝利嗎?


作者

強尼‧馬希安諾


  雖然是個一文不值的人類,但他藉由紀錄邪惡貓大帝克勞德的輝煌冒險,多少做了些彌補。他較次要的作品,如《The Witches of Benevento》、《The No-Good Nine》以及《Madeline at the White House》這類的書,講的是其他無用人類的無意義作為。他現居紐澤西星球。

  艾蜜麗‧切諾韋斯是個住在奧勒岡州波特蘭市的卑劣人類,在那裡雨水這種污穢的液體一年會降將近140天。她以艾蜜麗‧瑞蒙德(Emily Raymond)這個最高機密化名跟詹姆斯‧派特森(James Patterson)合作了多本暢銷書。她家裡另有三個沒用的人類,以及兩隻極端無知的地球貓咪。

繪者

羅伯‧莫梅茲


  是一位住在寒冷的威斯康辛州生活和工作的插畫家。從童年時代就喜歡畫怪物、恐龍和機器人。目前主要從事遊戲藝術、兒童讀物、角色設計和漫畫領域的工作。

譯者

謝靜雯


  荷蘭葛洛寧恩大學英語語言與文化碩士,主修文學。
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