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Crime Pays but Botany Doesn'tCelebrity botanist Joey Santores delightfully irreverent almanac of rare and beautiful plants from around the world Crime Pays But Botany Doesnt by Joey Santore is a crass, low brow approach to the exciting world of plant ecology and evolution, as written by a misanthropic Chicago Italian. Santore badmouths his way across six regions of the world in a colorful exploration of the weirdest, wildest plants to be found anywhere on the planet. Within the
Celebrity botanist Joey Santore’s delightfully irreverent almanac of rare and beautiful plants from around the worldCrime Pays But Botany Doesn’t by Joey Santore is a crass, low-brow approach to the exciting world of plant ecology and evolution, as written by a misanthropic Chicago Italian. Santore badmouths his way across six regions of the world in a colorful exploration of the weirdest, wildest plants to be found anywhere on the planet.
Within the pages of this book, readers will find everything there is to know about the Internet’s favorite botanist and his eventful travels: a biographical section detailing Santore’s path from railroads to rhododendrons features alongside a botany crash course, a stunning photographic guide to worldwide plant ecosystems, conversations with notable botanists, and loads of illustrations, fun facts, and trivia.
After the incredible success of Nicole Angemi’s Anatomy Book, Cernunnos continues to explore the world of science with the help of a cast of celebrity experts. Get lost in the plant realm with Joey Santore and you’ll see why his dedicated audience of nearly a million continues to bloom and grow.
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Size: Medium(6")
My dog loves this ball. Durable and the straps seem to be strong too. Would highly recommend
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Durable!!
Size: Medium(6")
So well made for the active dog!! Colorful, durable and good quality!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Keeps the puppy entertained for hours
Size: X-Large(8")
My dog loves this. I've had to buy two because my dog destroyed the first one but there's only so much you can do with a 5 month old german shepard.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Not durable and lasted a week
Size: X-Large(8")
Had it a week and it popped. The durability is not good! It’s not chew resistant, the value for the money is poor! My dogs enjoyed it for the week it lasted it was a good size , however extremely disappointed!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Fun dog toy
Size: Medium(6")
Great ball, easy to use, sturdy toy, and fun toy that dogs love. Only a 4 star as I wish it was a little bit bigger and with more handles.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 6, 2026